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Don't Fancy Yours Much

from Tomorrow's World by The Slack 5

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I have been staying up late at night
Trawling through internet dating sites, too
I'm not quite sure what I'm looking for
But I'm pretty certain it isn't you

I know that I'm not exactly the next Brad Pitt
But you're taking the piss

First thing first, let's put that message straight in the bin
Your picture made me jump out of my skin
You're not the one that I need
You look like you're sixty-three
But you're claiming that you are twenty-two
Which can't possibly be true
You look as old as my nan
Your profile is just a sham

I've been favouriting all the ones I like
But my only fan club is you
I'm tired of wanking into my sock
And I think I'm getting athletes cock

I know that I'm not exactly the next Brad Pitt
But you're taking the piss

I can't be sure if that was a wink
Or if you got a really bad squint
Or just a lazy eye
Are you sure you're not a guy?
When you first appeared with your freaky grin
Next thing I know you're going through my bin
And breaking into my house
You're lying naked on my couch

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from Tomorrow's World, released December 20, 2012

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The Slack 5 are Stuart Powell, Flavio de Oliveira and Simon Nightingale, and they're bringing own their own brand of funk and jangle to wherever they're allowed to play.

Too old to die young, getting stuck in traffic and being put on hold, they're here for their own amusement. ... more

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